The world is not made of atoms.
世界不是由原子组成的
It is made of stories.
它由故事组成
Aah!
啊！
Hello, child.
你好 孩子
You've left your camera!
你把照相机落下了！
Suck it, creep-o!
去死吧 混蛋！
Creep-o.
鬼鬼祟祟
That's a new one.
这是个新问题
What is life but a story?
生命不过是一个故事
A single narrative thread in the tapestry
是挂毯中将我们所有人联系
that binds us all.
在一起的一条叙事线
And as with all stories,
就像所有的故事一样,
it is not the length of the tale that resonates,
引起共鸣的不是故事的长度,
it is the quality of the content within.
而是内容的质量
I beseech you, friends, that even as we mourn,
朋友们 我恳求你们 即使在我们哀悼之际,
let us celebrate as a tribute to this young man's story.
让我们为这个年轻人的故事而庆祝
Let us seek solace that we have been granted impunity
让我们寻求安慰 因为我们得到了永久
from eternal rest.
的安息而不受惩罚
That death would not eradicate us,
死亡不会消灭我们,
but in the pages of life we will continue forth
但在生命的篇章里 我们将
and we cannot die!
继续前进 我们不能死！
Uh, and now a reading from Corinthians.
现在是哥林多前书
Thank you for coming.
谢谢你能来
Please drive safely.
请小心驾驶
Sorry for your loss.
请节哀顺变
Thank you for coming.
谢谢你能来
I wouldn't.
我不会的
This world, this business,
这个世界这个行业,
it's not as neat and tidy as one might expect.
不像人们想象的那么干净整洁
The coffin --It's so small.
这个棺材太小了
A tragic thing, indeed.
真是个悲剧
Montgomery Dark, resident mortician,
蒙哥马利 · 达克住院殡葬师,
indentured servant to the great beyond.
通往来世的契约劳工
Dark. Really?
-黑暗 -真的？
Mm.
嗯
It's a family name.
这是个姓
Oh, I'm Sam.
哦 我是萨姆
Sam.
萨姆
My condolences.
节哀顺变
Were you close with the child?
你和孩子关系亲密吗？
Oh, no. I'm sorry. I saw a sign out front.
哦 不 对不起 我看到门口有个牌子
Sign?
牌子？
Yeah, "Help wanted."
是啊 “招聘”
Are you still looking?
你还在找吗？
Yes.
是的
Always.
一直都是
Please.
请
Have you any experience in the mortuary arts?
你有殡葬艺术方面的经验吗?
No, but I'm a fast learner.
没有 但我学东西很快
Mm, most people would find it unmanageable.
大多数人都会觉得难以控制
Huh. I'm not most people.
我不是大多数人
We shall see.
我们走着瞧
Please have a seat.
请坐
This is --This is one serious collection of books
这是-- 你收藏的一系列严
you've got here.
肃的书
The mere tip of the looming,
只是隐约可见的一角,
lumbering iceberg, I'm afraid --
笨重的冰山 我恐怕 --
an archive of the various ways in which clients
-一个客户在我们神
have found themselves passing through our hallowed halls.
圣的大厅里穿行的各种方式的档案
So, these are all stories about how people died?
所以 这些都是关于人们如何死亡的故事？
Not just how, my dear, why.
不仅仅是如何死亡 亲爱的 为什么
Huh. That's pretty cool.
哈 真酷
Yes, it is, isn't it?
是的 没错 不是吗？
Tell me one.
告诉我一个
Tell you one what?A story.
-告诉你什么? -一个故事
Something... dark and twisted.
一些... 黑暗和扭曲的东西
Something awesome.
一些很棒的东西
Mm. Perhaps we should stick to business.
嗯 也许我们应该谈正事
We have much to do.
我们还有很多事要做
Oh, come on, Monty. If I'm going to be working here,
拜托 蒙蒂 如果我要在这里工作,
I need to know what I'm getting myself into.
我要知道我在做什么
You are not hired yet, young lady.
你还没有被雇用呢 小姐
Right because you have a stack of applications
正确 因为您有一堆
to go through.
程序要处理
Something dark, twisted, and "awesome," eh?
一些黑暗的 扭曲的 和“可怕的 ” 是吗？
Well, see how this one grabs you.
看看这个怎么吸引你
Uh, someone's in here.
有人在里面
Hoping you're not trying to hide from me.
希望你不是想躲着我
I wouldn't dream of it.
我做梦也想不到
Okay.
好吧
Meet me on the veranda in 10?
10分钟后在阳台见？
Look, I've just got to say that talking with you back there,
听着我得说跟你在后面谈话,
I felt this connection, and I feel like you felt it, too.
我感觉到了这种联系 我觉得你也感觉到了
A-Am I being crazy?
我是不是疯了？
I'm being crazy. I'll see you on the veranda.
我疯了 阳台上见
Ahh.
啊
Okay.
好吧
Okay.
好吧
Ahh!
啊！
Damn it.
该死
Aaaah!
啊！
Can somebody help me?
有人能帮帮我吗？
Help me, please!
救救我！
Aaaaah!
啊！
It's not bad.
还不错
I was expecting something a bit more substantial.
我还以为会有更实质性的东西呢
Maybe an ironic comeuppance or a big twist, but...
也许是一个讽刺的报应或者一个大转折 但是..
it was fun.
很有趣
Fun?
好玩吗？
Well, I have more stories.
我还有更多的故事
Many, many more.
还有很多很多
I was... just warming up.
我只是... 在热身
Here.
给你
Sign here, initial here and here.
在这里签名 这里和这里签名
It's a bit far-fetched, don't you think,
你不觉得这有点牵强吗,
an octopus in a medicine cabinet?
医药箱里的章鱼？
It was not an octopus.
它不是一只章鱼
And
还有
it is not the validity of the story
我关心的不是这个
that concerns me, but the message within.
故事的真实性 而是其中的信息
And the message is...
这个信息是..
don't stick you nose where it doesn't belong?
别把你的鼻子伸到不该伸的地方？
In a most basic sense, yes.
从最基本的意义上来说 是的
But on a deeper level,
但在更深层次上,
it is about the universal balance of all things.
这是关于万物的普遍平衡
Universal balance?
普遍平衡？
There we are --nice and neat.
好了-- 干净利落
Shall we begin?
可以开始了吗？
The foyer, French for where the fire is kept.
门厅 法语意思是生火的地方
Oh, who are these ghouls?
这些食尸鬼是谁？
Ghouls?
食尸鬼？
These are morticians, my dear,
这些是殡仪业者亲爱的,
some of whom were called to serve in this very house.
他们中的一些人就是在这个房子里服务的
A distinguished group, to be sure.
可以肯定的是 这是一个杰出的团体
Yeah, distinguished.
是啊 很高贵
Come. There's much to see.
来吧 有很多东西要看
Of course, you've already seen the viewing parlor.
当然 你已经看过观景室了
Very elementary.
非常简单
The mourning sit here
哀悼坐在这里
and up here resides the rhapsodist.
上面是狂想曲作者
How old are you?
你多大了？
Ironic, is it not, that one so old would preside
具有讽刺意味的是 这么老的一个人居然能主持
over the passing of one so young.
一个如此年轻的孩子的逝去
So, what is the story here?
那么 到底是怎么回事？
I would rather not.
我宁愿不要
Some tales even I find too unsettling to recount.
有些故事甚至连我都觉得难以启齿
Tell me another one, then.
那就再告诉我一个
You say you have better stories.
你说你有更好的故事
I want to hear them.
我想听听
You've heard the phrase, "better safe than sorry,"
你应该听过这句话“小心为上”
I presume?
我猜？
Well, this young man had to learn it the hard way.
好吧 这个年轻人必须通过艰难的方式来学习
Karl Marx said that social progress can be measured
卡尔 · 马克思说过 社会进
by the social position of the female sex.
步可以用女性的社会地位来衡量
Now, ladies, as a straight, white male,
现在 女士们 作为一个异性恋白人男性,
I'm going to be the first to admit the tides are turning.
我将是第一个承认潮流正在转变的人
The patriarchy is falling, and in its place
父权制正在消亡 取而代之
is a brave, new world of equality and sexual freedom.
是一个平等和性自由的勇敢的新世界
A world where both men and women are entitled to have sex
在这个世界上 男人和女人都
whenever and with whoever they please
有权随时随地与他们喜欢的任何人发生性关系
as long as they do so safely and with the proper protection.
只要他们这样做是安全的 并得到适当的保护
Just...like...that.
就... 像... 那样
You're empowered.
你被赋予了力量
Please, have some condoms.
请带上避孕套
Guys, listen --We are having a party tonight
伙计们听着我们今晚在
at the Sig Delt house. You should stop by.
希格德尔特家有个派对 你们应该过来看看
Okay?
好吗？
So...is that true about the patriarchy?
那么... 父权制是真的吗？
No, idiot. Patriarchy is solid.
不 白痴 父权制是可靠的
Karl Marx said that --
卡尔 · 马克思说过
You don't even know who Karl Marx is.
你甚至不知道卡尔 · 马克思是谁
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
是的是的我知道
Yes, I do.
是的
Jakey, can you please tell me what we're doing here?
杰克 你能告诉我我们在这里做什么吗？
We are providing an important service to the incoming freshmen
我们为那些年轻、
who are young, impressionable, and vulnerable.
易受影响、脆弱的新生提供重要的服务
Guys, it is our job to help them make informed decisions.
伙计们 我们的工作就是帮助他们做出明智的决定
And that decision is to have sex
这个决定就是在今晚的派对上和你
with you hopeless jerks at the party tonight.
们这些无药可救的混蛋上床
A-And what, the girls who take the condoms
然后呢 那些拿避孕套的女孩是
are the ones who want to party.
那些想参加派对的
Oh!
哦！
And party means sex.
派对意味着性
Anyone want condoms?!
有人要避孕套吗！
Condoms suck.
避孕套太烂了
Uh, hey! Miss!
嘿小姐！
Hey, excuse me, Miss!
嘿 对不起 小姐！
Oh, Miss. Hey! Can I --
哦 小姐 嘿! 我能不能 --
Hey, I was just wondering
我只是想知道
if I can offer you a, uh, prophylactic?
我能给你一个避孕套吗？
I'm sorry?
你说什么？
Um, uh, it's slang for a condom.
这是避孕套的俚语
We're giving them away to show how the patriarchy is dying.
我们把它们分发出去 是为了展示父权制是如何消亡的
You know, it's almost dead.
你知道 它几乎死了
I mean, we're white guys and --
我是说 我们是白人 而且..
Do you know who Karl Marx is
你知道卡尔 · 马克思吗
'cause he would want you to have one?
因为他希望你有一个？
Uh, thanks.
谢谢
No problem.
没问题
Uh, just one 'cause we've got plenty,
只有一个因为我们有很多,
and they're all free.Hey, buddy.
-而且都是免费的 -嘿伙计
Hi. Hi.
-嗨 -嗨
So, um, the girls lacrosse team just showed up at the booth,
女子曲棍球队刚来到展台,
and, um... we're out of bananas.
还有 我们没有香蕉了
Wha--Like, the lacrosse team?
什么曲棍球队吗？
The girls lacrosse team.
女子曲棍球队
That's like the fastest sport on two feet.
这就像是双脚跑最快的运动
You got this?
你能搞定吗？
Yeah. Yeah, I'll do my best.
好的好的我会尽力的
Okay. Okay.
好吧好吧
Uh, yeah, we don't have a girls lacrosse team.
我们没有女子曲棍球队
I'm Jake. Uh, Sandra.
我是杰克 桑德拉
You don't look like a freshman.
你看起来不像新生
No. It's 'cause I'm not.
不 因为我不是
I just come to these things to get laid.
我来这里只是为了找人上床
Oh, me too.
我也是
What? I w--
什么? 我..
I was --I-I'm joking.
我... 我开玩笑的
I-I'm working at the stay safe booth over there.
我在那边的保险柜工作
I-I'm just trying to give back.
我只是想报答你
I don't know. I'm just doing my part.
我不知道 我只是在做我该做的
I like that.
我喜欢
Hey, uh, Jake!
嘿 杰克！
Could I just borrow you for one second?
我能占用你一点时间吗？
Yeah.
是的
I'm so sorry.
我很抱歉
I got to go, but, um, yeah.
我得走了不过好吧
It was a --It was a pleasure meeting you, Sandra.
很高兴见到你 桑德拉
You know, um... there's a party tonight
今晚有个派对
at the Sig Delt house.
在 Sig Delt 的房子里
We're throwing it.
我们要把它扔了
Uh, it's probably going to be fun, so you should come.
可能会很有意思你也来吧
Yeah. Maybe.
是啊也许吧
Maybe?
也许？
Yeah, maybe is, uh --maybe's great.
是啊 也许 也许很好
Okay, well, uh, maybe I'll see you there.
好吧也许我们到时候见
Little mama, won't you take my hand
小妈妈 请牵着我的手
Uh, hang on!
等一下！
Yep!
是的！
Yeah!
耶！
Did you want some liquid courage?
你想喝点酒壮壮胆吗？
Hmm? No.
嗯? 不
Okay. Uh, bottoms up!
好吧干杯！
Something wrong? You've kind of been acting a little weird
怎么了? 你最近有点怪怪的
ever since this morning?
从今天早上开始？
No, I'm fine. I'm just, uh... yeah, I'm just laying low.
不 我很好 我只是 呃... 是的 我只是在低调
Oh, yeah, that's cool.
哦 是的 那很酷
I'm laying low, too.
我也在保持低调
You know, just laying real low 'cause I'm cool.
你知道 只是保持低调 因为我很酷
We're cool.
我们没事
Oh, is that girl coming?
那个女孩要来吗？
What?
什么？
The girl from this morning.
今天早上那个女孩
I don't know, maybe.
我不知道 也许吧
Cool. Maybe, who cares? Whatever. You know.
酷 也许 谁在乎呢? 随便吧 你知道
Whoa! Hey, what is that?
哇! 嘿 那是什么？
No! No! No! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
不! 不! 不! 等等! 等等! 等等！
Oh, you dog!
哦 你这只狗！
What? Jenny Si--
什么? 珍妮·西 --
Jenny Simon, the head of the history department?!
珍妮 · 西蒙 历史系的主任? ！
Yeah, I had to brush up on the cultural relevance
是啊 我得温习一下文化相关性
of Mesopotamia in the 21st century.
21世纪美索不达米亚地区
How do you do it?
你是怎么做到的？
I mean, you look good. That's a given.
我是说 你看起来不错 这是肯定的
There's something else. It's --
还有一件事
Carter, girls aren't some complex puzzle
卡特 女孩不是什么复杂的难题
that need to be solved.
需要解决
They're the same as you and me.
他们和你我是一样的
They want the same things.
他们想要的东西是一样的
They --They want sex and --and a companion.
他们想要性和一个伴侣
I mean, like everybody,
我的意思是 像所有人一样,
they just...want to feel like they're worth it.
他们只是... 想让自己觉得值得
Look, if you can give a girl that,
听着如果你能给一个女孩,
even if it's just for one night...
即使只是一个晚上..
you can have any girl that you want.
你可以得到任何你想要的女孩
Look alive, Sig Delts!
精神点 西格 · 德尔茨！
I am a robot, and this is my fuel.
我是一个机器人 这是我的燃料
Aah! Let's do it!
啊! 开始吧！
Of all the girls I've made my own
所有的女孩都是我自己做的
None to seem to have it all
没有人似乎拥有一切
Alone in this summertime
在这个夏天 我独自一人
I'll find you in the fall
我会在秋天找到你
I've watched the games from my mountainside
我在山腰上看比赛
To see who's worthy of the climb
看看谁值得攀登
Alone in this summertime
在这个夏天 我独自一人
I'll find you in the fall
我会在秋天找到你
With you
和你在一起
In late summertime
在夏末
With you
和你在一起
In late summertime
在夏末
Find me in the fall
秋天来找我
He'll find me in the fall
他会在秋天找到我
Find me in the fall
秋天来找我
He'll find me in the fall
他会在秋天找到我
Hey, haven't you heard about all of those missing guys?
你没听说那些失踪的人吗？
What guys are you talking about?
你说的是什么人？
Yeah, there's fliers all over campus.
校园里到处都是传单
Oh, yeah. Yeah, those guys, that's terribly sad.
哦 是的 是的 那些家伙 真是太可悲了
It's heartbreaking.
真是令人心碎
Aren't you worried about your safety?
你不担心自己的安全吗？
I mean, you barely know me.
我是说 你几乎不了解我
I could be... a serial killer.
我可能是... 一个连环杀手
Are you?
是吗？
A tale you were saying
你刚才说的故事
I heard down at the spot
我在现场听到了
The guy
那个家伙
So take everything you got
所以拿出你所有的东西
Put them all together, shake it side to side
把它们放在一起 左右摇晃
Fix it up, and call it suicide
修好它 然后称之为自杀
Put them all together, shake it side to side
把它们放在一起 左右摇晃
Fix it up and call it suicide
修好它 然后称之为自杀
I have something for you.
我有东西要给你
Oh, yeah? What is it?
哦 是吗? 是什么？
Oh, great. That's...
太好了
Yeah, you know, uh, I don't need one of these, right?
我不需要这个对吧？
Yeah but I want to be empowered.
是的 但是我想被授予权力
Yeah.
是的
Absolutely. Empowered.
当然 充满力量
Just placing it over and...
只要把它放上去..
Okay.
好吧
Turn over.
翻过来
What?Turn over!
什么? 转过来！
Put them all together, shake it side to side
把它们放在一起 左右摇晃
Mix it up and call it suicide
把它混合起来 称之为自杀
All night
整个晚上
Hey, good morning!
嘿 早上好！
How did it go last night?
昨晚怎么样？
As expected.
不出所料
Oh, yeah!
哦耶！
Yeah, so, that's like, number 67, right?
是的 那么 这就像 第67号 对吗？
It's really weird that you know that.
你知道这个真的很奇怪
Hey, uh, did you --did you forget to wear a condom?
你是不是忘记戴套了？
You know, maybe, uh, maybe she had
你知道 也许 嗯 也许她有
poison ivy or something.
有毒的常春藤什么的
It's probably just from friction.
可能只是摩擦造成的
Mm, well, either way,
不管怎样,
you probably should get that checked out.
你应该去检查一下
Uh, it's fine.
没关系
Okay. Okay.
好吧好吧
You know better than me.
你比我更清楚
Yes I do. Yeah, you do.
是的 我知道 你知道
Okay. I'll see you later 'cause I got some things to do.
好的 回头见 因为我还有事要做
Son of a bitch.
狗娘养的
So, you got a case of the cooties, did ya?
那么 你有一箱虱子 是吗？
Um, c-come here.
过来
You know, I think it's one of --
我觉得这是..
Mm. You think it's this one? Yeah.
-你觉得是这个吗 -是的
Well, if it's this one...
如果是这个..
we're gonna have to amputate.
我们得截肢了
W-What?
什么？
I'm just screwing with you, kid.
我只是跟你开玩笑 孩子
They won't let me near a scalpel and...for good reason.
他们不让我接近手术刀... 理由很充分
No, I'm sure it's nothing
不 我敢肯定没有什
a good ol' fashioned dose of penicillin won't clear up.
么是好的老式剂量的青霉素不能清除的
Let's just take a look at your labs here.
让我们看看你的实验室
Okay.
好吧
Wait a second.
等一下
What's wrong?
怎么了？
Must be --Ah, this must be some sort of a mix up.
一定是... 啊 一定是搞错了
Just lay down on this table for me, will ya?
帮我躺在这张桌子上 好吗？
What do you mean a mix up?
什么叫搞混了？
We'll get to that in a second. Just lay down.
我们一会儿就说到这个 躺下
I wanna --Something.
我想做点什么
Yeah, just relax.
是的 放松点
Take a deep breath in.
深吸一口气
Good, again.
很好 再来一次
What the hell?
搞什么？
What? What? What's wrong?
怎么了怎么了？
Wha--Wha--
什么... 什么..
Um...no, everything's...fine.
呃... 不 一切... 都很好
I'm just gonna...go check on something really quick.
我只是... 去看看一些很快的东西
You just stay put.
你就呆在原地别动
I'll be right back.
我马上回来
No. No. No. No.I'll be right back!
不不不不我马上回来！
What do --What do you have to go check on?
你要去检查什么？
523...
This is Telecom Industries. Can I help you?
这里是电信公司 有什么可以帮您的吗？
Hello?
喂？
No!
不！
Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.
拜托拜托拜托拜托拜托
Hello?Hi, Sandra?
喂? 嗨 桑德拉？
Yeah?It's Jake. What's up?
喂? 我是杰克 怎么了？
Jake?
杰克？
Yeah, from, uh --from the party last night, remember?
昨晚派对上的事记得吗？
We, um --We hung out.
我们一起出去玩
Oh, hey. What's up?
嘿怎么了？
Not much. Not much at all.
不多 一点也不多
I just, um --I've got the afternoon...
我只是下午有事
...off,
关掉,
and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to hang out?
我想知道你想不想一起出去玩？
Yeah, okay.
好吧
Okay. Okay, yeah. Yeah, that's great.
好的好的很好
Um...what's your address?
你的地址是什么？
No. No. No. No.
不不不不
Welcome, brother.
欢迎 兄弟
It was our forefather, Ezekiel Durkas, who wrote --
是我们的祖先 伊齐基尔 · 杜卡斯 写下了 --
Durkas wrote.
杜卡斯写道
That a man can measure his worth by the notches on his bedpost.
一个人可以用他床柱上的刻痕来衡量他的价值
Each groove represents not only a conquest for himself,
每个凹槽不仅代表征服他自己,
but for the brotherhood as a whole.
而是为了整个兄弟会
The honor is ours to share.
这是我们共同的荣幸
It was recently brought to my attention
最近我注意到
that Jake of the family Matthews
马修斯家族的杰克已经
has reached the sacred number 67.
达到了神圣的数字67
No. No. No. Put it back.
不 不 不 放回去
A holy number which represents the 67 founders
这是一个神圣的数字 代表着我们伟大
of our great fraternity
兄弟会的67位创始人
and is honored with the 67 cherry trees
并以分布在这片伟大土地上
spread across this great land.
的67棵樱花树而受到表彰
67 cherries for Sig Delt and 67 cherries for Brother Matthew.
西格 · 德尔特要67颗樱桃 马修兄弟要67颗樱桃
You got to sit down.I don't want to sit!
你得坐下我不想坐！
It's tradition! Come on.
这是传统 来吧
You, sir, are bronze.
你 先生 是铜牌
Come on. Give me your keys.
快点 把钥匙给我
I am so proud of you, man.
我真为你感到骄傲
Brother Matthews, as is your right,
马修斯兄弟你有权利,
you may now hang your name on the sacred mantel.
你现在可以把你的名字 挂在神圣的壁炉台上了
Great. Thank you, Todd.
太好了谢谢你 Todd
No. No. No.
不不不
No. No. No. No.
不不不不
We're gonna need more.
我们需要更多
Aah!
啊！
Keys. Give me the keys.
钥匙给我钥匙
Hey! Can I help you?
嘿! 有什么事吗？
Uh, I-I'm looking for Sandra.
我在找桑德拉
Sandra Patricia Marie, get downstairs now!
桑德拉 · 帕特里夏 · 玛丽 马上下楼！
Oh, God!
哦 天哪！
God! God! God!
上帝! 上帝! 上帝！
Oh! Oh, God!
哦! 哦 上帝！
Okay. It's perfectly natural.
好吧这很正常
Natural?
自然？
Are you kidding me?
你在开玩笑吗？
In what world is this natural?!
在哪个世界这是自然的? ！
You!
你！
What did you do to me?!
你对我做了什么? ！
What did I do to you?
我对你做了什么？
I thought you wore protection.
我以为你戴了避孕套
Um...I...
呃... 我..
I-I did--I didn't.
我... 我没有
I'm sorry.
对不起
You got --You got to understand.
你得... 你得明白
I-I used to be fat.
我以前很胖
Like, I was like, really, really fat.
我当时真的真的很胖
Like, kids would pick on me.
比如 孩子们会找我麻烦
They --They'd throw stuff at me, okay?
他们会朝我扔东西？
Girls --Girls like you wouldn't even look at me...
女孩像你这样的女孩甚至不会看我一眼
until the day that I made a decision
直到有一天我
that I was going to change myself.
决定要改变自己
And then things got better.
然后事情变得更好了
Okay, they got better, and I got worse.
好吧 他们变好了 我变坏了
Look at me. I'm hideous.
看看我 我丑死了
I'm a monster.
我是个怪物
And I'm fatagain!
我又胖了！
Sandra where are you going?
桑德拉 你要去哪里？
Where are you --
你在哪儿
Hey. Looks like I'm free after all.
看来我终于有空了
It's nearly there. Big breath.
快好了 深呼吸
I got a question for you.
我有个问题问你
How is this going to work? Where is it going to come out?
这是怎么回事? 它会在哪里出来？
Uh, well, uh --
呃 好吧 呃 --
It's going to come out the same it got in.
出来的时候和进来时一样
You got a blanket?
你有毯子吗？
Thatwas a story.
那是一个故事
Ah, you mean it?Absolutely.
-你说真的? -当然
There was romance, suspense,
有浪漫 有悬念,
horror, social commentary.
恐怖 社会评论
I mean it was --
我的意思是
it was everything a story should be and more.
这就是一个故事应有的样子 甚至更多
Now you're being glib aren't you?
你在油嘴滑舌 是不是？
Only a little.
只有一点点
Wait here.
在这儿等着
Don't touch anything.
别碰任何东西
Impressive, isn't it?
令人印象深刻 不是吗？
Be careful.
小心点
I wouldn't want you to take a tumble.
我可不想让你摔一跤
Shall we continue?
我们继续好吗？
This house was built with all the modern conveniences...
这所房子是用各种现代化设备建造的..
...of 1825.
1825年
Coming?
来吗？
The embalming room.
防腐室
This is where the sausage is made, so to speak.
可以说 香肠就是在这里制作的
Hm.
嗯
Every corpse tells a story.
每具尸体都讲述着一个故事
It is our task to listen to uncover the clues
我们的任务是倾听 挖掘线索
and extract the truth.
提取真相
Looks like you're extracting a little more than just truth.
看起来你不仅仅是在挖掘真相
Care to give this one a try?
想试试这个吗？
Wow, she looks... perfect.
哇 她看起来... 很完美
Look closer. The devil is in the detail.
仔细看 细节才是魔鬼
Here. See this mark?
看到这个标记了吗？
Ugh.
呃
The bed sore --very unusual in one so young.
褥疮——对于一个这么年轻的人来说很不寻常
And if we examine the upper palate,
如果我们检查上颚,
we will find traces of magnesium,
我们会找到镁的痕迹,
an essential element used to treat patients
用来治疗永久性紧张性
in perpetual catatonic states.
精神分裂的病人的基本元素
Oh, and she was married.
而且她结婚了
Indeed.
的确如此
Is there an inscription?
上面有题字吗？
"Till death do us part."
”至死不渝”
Oh, how... predictable.
哦 多么... 可预测啊
"Till death do us part."
”至死不渝”
But what if even death provides no reprieve?
但是 如果死亡也不能带来缓刑呢？
Do you, Carol Peters, take Wendell Owens
你 卡罗尔 · 彼得斯 愿意嫁给温德尔 · 欧文斯吗
to be your husband to have and to hold
成为你的丈夫
in sickness and in health, till do you part?
无论疾病或健康 直到你们分离？
I do.
我愿意
And do you, Wendell Owens,
温德尔 · 欧文斯,
take Carol Peters to be your wife
愿意娶卡罗尔 ·
to have and to hold in sickness and in health
彼得斯为妻 无论疾病
till death do you part?
还是健康 至死不渝吗？
Aaah!
啊！
Hey. Hey.
嘿嘿
Yes?
什么事？
Hi. Uh, can you buzz me in? I forgot my keys.
你好能让我进去吗我忘带钥匙了
Sorry, what?Huh?
抱歉什么？
C-Can you --Can you buzz me into the building?
你能让我进去吗？
Thank you.
谢谢你
Hey, old timer.
嘿 老家伙
Hey, Miss Avery, how are you?
艾弗里小姐你好吗？
Look at all that food. Special occasion?
看看这些食物 特殊场合吗？
Yeah, something like that.
差不多吧
I'll get that for you.I love a good meal.
我去给你拿 我喜欢美餐
My girlfriends and I went on this
去年春天 我和我的
all-inclusive cruise last spring. Uh-huh?
女朋友们参加了一个包罗万象的游轮
Have you ever been on one of those all-inclusive cruises?
你有没有参加过那种包罗万象的邮轮旅行？
No, I --I take care of Carol.
不 我照顾卡罗尔
Oh, you got to go.
你得走了
All the food you can eat, and it's all free.
所有的食物你都可以吃 而且都是免费的
That's the all-inclusive part.
这是包罗万象的部分
When Arthur was alive, we never went anywhere,
亚瑟活着的时候我们哪儿也没去,
but now that he's gone, I am seeing the world.
但现在他走了 我看到了这个世界
That does sound nice.Are you coming?
听起来不错 你来吗？
Uh, no, I don't like elevators, especially this one.
不 我不喜欢电梯 尤其是这部
I'm going to take the stairs.
我要走楼梯
12 stories at your age?
在你这个年纪就12层楼？
How old do you think I am?
你觉得我多大了？
I get it. Got to stay in shape.
我明白了 得保持体型
I'm going to Cancun this Christmas.
这个圣诞节我要去坎昆
Uh-huh.They have nude beaches.
嗯 那里有裸体海滩
Neat.
干净利落
Yeah. Tell Carol I said --
是的 告诉卡罗尔我说 --
It's spring time in Raven's End, and love is in the air.
现在是《乌鸦的尽头》的春天 空气中弥漫着爱的气息
Stay tuned for the local forecast
请继续关注当地天气预报
where things are going to get...foggy.
接下来将会有... 大雾天气
Little lover
小情人
Little lover, come back to me
小情人 回到我身边
Can't you see I'm waiting patiently
你没看见我正在耐心地等待吗
Oh, little lover
哦 小情人
In the morning
早上
I will treat you like my personal bride
我会把你当作我的私人新娘
Heavy ball and chain by my side
沉重的枷锁在我身边
Oh, little lover
哦 小情人
It's summer. The locals are wondering
现在是夏天 当地人都很好奇
if they will ever see the sun.
如果他们能看到太阳的话
Why don't you come out of your shell?
你为什么不从你的壳里出来呢？
And break this magic spell
打破这个魔法咒语只
Just toss me the key
要扔给我钥匙
I long to be free
我渴望自由
Bundle up, Raven's End. Fall is in the air.
穿得暖暖的 乌鸦的尽头 秋天已经来临
Little lover
小情人
What was that?
那是什么？
Carol?
卡罗尔？
It's fine.
没关系
So, you, uh, ever thing about taking some of these walls out?
你有没有想过把这些墙拆掉？
Giving yourself more of a open floor plan?
给自己一个更开放的平面图？
How's she doing?
她怎么样了？
Uh, she's --she's doing well.
她... 她很好
She's...well?
她... 怎么样？
How can that be?
这怎么可能？
Yeah, I know. It's hard to believe.
是啊我知道很难相信
But you know her --She's a fighter.
但你了解她她是个斗士
Her vitals are solid.
她的生命体征稳定
I'd keep an eye on her bed sores --
我会注意她的褥疮
Sorry. Uh, she's improving?
抱歉她好点了吗？
No, that's not what I said.
不 我不是这个意思
She's...stabilized.
她... 稳定下来了
So how much time does she have? What are we talking?
那她还有多少时间? 我们在说什么？
Uh, it's --it's kind of tough to say.
很难说
Um, at this rate...
照这个速度..
another year, possibly more.
再过一年 也许更久
A year?
一年？
Yeah.
是的
Possibly more.
可能更多
How am I supposed to make this work?
我该怎么做？
Al we have is --is bills and bed pans
我们所拥有的就是账单和便盆
and vacant, empty stares.
还有空洞、空洞的凝视
I just can't do this anymore.
我不能再这样下去了
I might have something that could help.
我可能有些有用的东西
It's a pain medication, but it's --it's very strong.
这是一种止痛药 但药效很强
If Carol were to take more than two of these
如果卡罗尔在24小时内服用
in a 24-hour period, the results could be disastrous.
超过两次 结果可能是灾难性的
Great. I will add it to the rest.
太好了 我会把它加进去的
You understand what I'm telling you, Wendell?
你明白我的意思吗 温德尔？
What?
什么？
Those pills right there... they don't leave a trace,
那些药片... 不会留下任何痕迹,
so it would be impossible for someone
所以不可能有人判
to determine if she took too much.
断她是否服用过量
She would just drift off to sleep, not wake up.
她只是昏昏欲睡 而不是醒来
Oh. Yeah, "oh."
哦是啊”哦”
You look really nice tonight.
你今晚看起来真漂亮
Mm.
嗯
I got something for you.
我有东西要给你
It's a surprise.
这是个惊喜
Here. I'll open it for you.
来 我帮你打开
That is an Arctic hare.
那是一只北极野兔
It's pretty creepy, right?
挺吓人的对吧？
Sorry.
对不起
I know they used to cheer you up.
我知道他们曾经让你振作起来
Carol I need you to... do something for me.
卡罗尔我需要你... 为我做点事
'Cause I can't do this alone anymore.
因为我再也不能独自面对了
Can you give me a sign that you are there?
你能告诉我你在那儿吗？
Please?
求你了？
Do it right now.
现在就做
Right now.
现在
Now!
现在！
I'm sorry.
对不起
Here we go.
开始了
That's it. You're all done. You're all done.
就这样 你完了 你完了
Carol?
卡罗尔？
No! Oh, no!
不! 哦 不！
Carol come on!
卡罗尔 别这样！
Get it up! Come on!
举起来 快点！
I'm so sorry.
我很抱歉
Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
抱歉抱歉抱歉抱歉抱歉
Honey?
亲爱的？
Aah!
啊！
Kubler residence.
库布勒住宅
She fell on an Arctic hare, and, um, there's a lot of blood
她摔倒在一只北极兔子身上 流了很多血
and, uh, I don't know what to do.
我不知道该怎么办
An Arctic hare? What are you talking about?
一只北极野兔? 你在说什么？
I gave her the pills, alright?!
我把药给她了 好吗? ！
And then she moved.
然后她就动了
And she grabbed my arm, and I turned her over.
她抓住我的手臂 我把她翻了过来
She moved?Yes, she moved!
她动了? 是的 她动了！
Okay?! Now she's dead.
好吗? ! 现在她死了
She's really, really dead, and I don't know what to do!
她真的 真的死了 我不知道该怎么办！
What do I do?!
我该怎么办? ！
Help!
救命！
You got to get that body out of your apartment.
你得把尸体搬出你的公寓
Toss it in the ocean and pray the sharks do the rest.
把它扔到海里 祈祷剩下的事都是鲨鱼干的
What?Just do it! don't call back.
什么 照我说的做 别回电话
Ugh.
呃
Aah!
啊！
Hey, buddy, hold the elevator for me.
嘿 伙计 帮我按住电梯
-Thank you a million. -Yeah.
-非常感谢 -不客气
Hey, I said, hold it!
嘿 我说了 站住！
We don't want to wait 20 minutes for the next one!
我们可不想等20分钟才等下一个！
Hold the elevator!I'm sorry.
等一下 对不起
Aah!
啊！
Aah!
啊！
Wendell?
温德尔？
Wendell, is that you?
温德尔 是你吗？
Hey, Mrs Avery.
艾弗里太太
Well, is the elevator stuck?
电梯卡住了吗？
Looks that way, huh?
看起来是这样？
Um...I wouldn't worry about it, though.
不过我不担心这个
Well, I never heard it make that sound before.
我以前从没听过这种声音
Maybe I'd better call the police. No!
-也许我该报警 -不！
Uh, listen, I'm sure she'll come back to life any second now.
听着 我相信她随时会复活的
I'm fine.
我没事
All the same, I'm calling the police
尽管如此 我还是要
just in case.
报警以防万一
No, Mrs Avery. No, you don't need to do that.
不艾弗里太太你不需要这么做
Mrs Avery!
艾弗里太太！
Aah!
啊！
Aah!
啊！
I wish I'd never --
我希望我从来没有 --
Aah!
啊！
Carol?
卡罗尔？
Carol?
卡罗尔？
Sir?
先生？
Sir?In sickness and in health, till death do us part.
先生? 无论疾病还是健康 直到死亡将我们分开
In sickness and in health, till death do us part.
无论疾病或健康 直到死亡将我们分开
I kind of hated that story.
我有点讨厌那个故事
Oh.
哦
I mean, he did what anyone would do in his situation,
我是说他做了任何人都会做的事,
yet he was punished for it.
但他却因此受到了惩罚
We must each fulfill our destiny, young lady.
我们每个人都必须完成自己的使命 年轻的女士
Who are we to question fate?
我们凭什么质疑命运？
Yeah, and what was Wendell's fate?
是的 温德尔的命运是什么？
He went mad.
他疯了
He was committed to the local asylum.
他被送进了当地的精神病院
Kirksdale? Do you know it?
柯克斯代尔? 你知道吗？
Everyone knows Kirksdale.
每个人都知道柯克斯代尔
A vile and tragic place.
一个邪恶而悲惨的地方
What wood is this?
这是什么木头？
Oh, you'd be surprised what we find in people's colons.
我们在别人的结肠里发现的东西会让你大吃一惊
Oh.
哦
Ready for the best part?
准备好迎接最精彩的部分了吗？
Yeah.
是的
When the house was built at the turn of the century,
当这座房子在世纪之交建成时,
there was no electricity.
没有电
We had to think of creative ways to keep the bodies cold.
我们不得不想出一些有创意的方法来保持尸体的冰冷
Hence, the sub basement.
因此 地下二层
Give me a hand, will you?
帮我一把 好吗？
Gently.
轻轻地
Don't take this the wrong way,
别误会,
but all of your stories... are a little predictable.
但是你所有的故事... 都有点意料之中
Predictable?
意料之中？
Someone commits a sin, they pay a horrible price.
有人犯了罪 他们付出了可怕的代价
Rinse, repeat.
冲洗 重复
The form may be familiar, but the message is timeless.
这种形式可能很熟悉 但是它所传达的信息是永恒的
No evil deed goes unpunished.
恶有恶报
You don't really believe that, do you?
你不会真的相信吧？
Completely.
完全相信
You're going to love this next part.
你会喜欢接下来的部分的
This is the heart of the house.
这是房子的中心
This poor soul's journey has come to an end.
这个可怜的家伙的旅程结束了
In dust we started, to dust we return.
在尘土中我们开始 在尘土中我们返回
Wait!
等等！
I lied.
我撒谎了
I'm not here for the job.
我不是来这里工作的
I'm here for him.
我是来找他的
You said no evil deed goes unpunished...
你说过恶有恶报
but you're wrong.
但你错了
In real life, bad guys win all the time.
在现实生活中 坏人总是赢家
Logan is proof.
洛根就是证据
It's all my fault.
都是我的错
Please, can I see him one last time?
求你了 我能再见他最后一面吗？
I want to tell you his story.
我想告诉你他的故事
And with the handsome knight by her side,
有英俊的骑士在她身边,
the princess knew that she would be safe...
公主知道她会很安全
...forever and ever.
永远永远
I wish I had a knight like that to keep me safe.
我希望我有一个这样的骑士来保护我
You don't need a handsome knight, you got me, you twerp.
你不需要一个英俊的骑士 你有我 你这个笨蛋
Now go to sleep or your parents are going to kill me.
现在去睡觉吧 不然你父母会杀了我的
Aw.
啊
Denver residence.
丹佛住宅
-Hey, sexy. -Hey, Bart.
-嘿帅哥 -嘿 Bart
Want me to grab some drinks on my way over?
要我在路上买点喝的吗？
What part of "no guests allowed" are you still grappling with?
你还在纠结“不准客人入内”的哪个部分？
So, now I'm a guest, huh?
现在我是客人了？
Well, no pervs allowed, either.
也不允许变态
I'm not a perv.
我不是变态
I'm just worried about you, is all --
我只是担心你
Home alone with that psycho on the loose.
独自在家 那个疯子还逍遥法外
Plus, I haven't seen you in a week.
而且我已经一个星期没见到你了
I'm dying over here.
我要死在这里了
Well, put an ice pack on it because you're not coming over.
好吧 放个冰袋在上面 因为你不会过来
Okay, I get it.
好吧我明白了
Have fun babysitting.
好好当保姆吧
Aah!
啊！
Mind if I join you?
介意我加入你们吗？
Bart, you creep!
巴特你这个变态！
Well, I didn't see that one coming.
我没想到会这样
Hi, Sam.
嗨 山姆
It looks like we're going to be
看来我们要比预
a little later than we expected.
期的晚一点了
Might be a good idea to check in on Logan
最好每隔一段时间就
every one in a while
去看看洛根 看看他是
to make sure he's actually sleeping
不是真的在睡觉
and not playing in his closet again.
而不是在他的壁橱里玩耍
Or the hamper. This is Dr. Kubler.
或者篮子 这是库布勒博士
Honey. Honey, shh, shh.
亲爱的亲爱的嘘嘘
If you get hungry, help yourself to anything you like.
如果你饿了 随便吃点你喜欢的东西
Call me if you have any questions.
有问题就打电话给我
Bye.
再见
Power outages have been reported throughout
整个 Boggy Bay
the Boggy Bay area.
地区都有停电的报告
I had all night
我有一整晚的时间
I'd let it heat up, alright
我会让它热起来的
Gonna take it safe to keep away from you
我会把它放在安全的地方 远离你
I aim, so here's what we gonna do
我瞄准了 这就是我们要做的
I promise you dinner on me
我答应请你吃饭
So, tonight, it's going to fast
所以 今晚 它会很快
Sweet
太好了
Fine
好吧
To eat
吃东西
Fast
快点
Sweet
太好了
Fine
好吧
To eat
吃东西
Owww!
啊！
What did you want to show me?
你想给我看什么？
Oh, you know. Just the seven wonders of the world.
哦 你知道的 只有7个世界七大奇迹
Why don't we start with Mount Rushmore.
我们何不从 Mount Rushmore 开始呢
I actually don't think Mount Rushmore's one of the s--
实际上我不认为 Mount Rushmore 是世纪之一
Ohh.
哦
Ladies and gentlemen,
女士们先生们,
we interrupt your regularly scheduled programming
我们中断你们的常规节目
for an Action 4 News special report.
4新闻特别报道
The Kirksdale Mental Asylum, or KMA,
科克斯代尔精神病院,
home to some of the most dangerous criminals
今天早些时候 这个
in this country was thrown into chaos earlier today
国家一些最危险的罪犯的家因为电力
when a power surge fried the building's security system,
激增烧坏了大楼的安全系统而陷入混乱,
and a bloody riot broke out.
然后爆发了一场血腥的暴乱
Uh, we can't confirm at the moment
目前我们还不
whether or not any of the inmates
能确定是否有囚
actually managed to escape the perimeter of the property.
犯成功逃出了房子周围
But out of an abundance of caution,
但出于谨慎,
we're asking residents keep your doors locked tonight
我们要求居民们今晚把门锁好
and keep an eye out for crazies.
留意那些疯子
Yep.
是的
Stay tuned to Action 4 News
请继续关注 Action 4 News
for the latest updates on this story as it develops.
随着事态的发展 我们将继续关注此事的最新进展
We now return you
我们现在回到您的
to your regularly scheduled programming.
定期安排的节目
So, what'd you think of, uh, Stonehenge?
你觉得巨石阵怎么样？
Smaller than I imagined. Hey, what?
-比我想象的要小 -嘿什么？
Got a killer on our hands, so I'm gonna make this quick.
我们手上有个杀手 所以我长话短说
Caucasian, 36 years old, stands about 6'10", chained.
白种人 36岁 身高6尺10寸 被铁链锁住
A dozen teenagers turned up dead.
十几个青少年死了
All the victims have been young,
所有的受害者都很年轻,
and all the victims have been female
所有的受害者都是女性
and all the victims have been babysitters.
所有的受害者都是保姆
He has no fear, no remorse.
他没有恐惧 没有悔恨
He will stop at nothing to get what he wants.
为了得到他想要的东西 他会不择手段
And what he wants, mind you... is blood.
提醒你 他想要的... 是血
Aah!
啊！
Can you help me?
你能帮我吗？
Do you know where you are?
你知道你在哪里吗？
This isn't my house.
这不是我的房子
I'm going to be in trouble.
我会有麻烦的
You're bleeding really badly.
你流了很多血
I know.
我知道
Let me help you. No.
-让我帮你 -不
Don't. Wait. Wait.
不要等等等等
Wait.
等等
Wait!
等等！
What are you doing?
你在干什么？
I'm --I'm trying to help you.
我只是想帮你
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
对不起 对不起
Why the hell aren't you answering the phone?!
你怎么不接电话? ！
Listen there was a riot over at the asylum,
听着精神病院发生了暴乱,
and a psychopath escaped. It's the same one responsible
一个变态逃跑了 就是那
for all those kids that were mutilated and --
个导致所有孩子残废的家伙
Ugh. Lock the doors and stay with Logan
锁上门 回家前和洛
until we get home.
根待在一起
Oh, my God!
天啊！
Sam?! Hello?! Sam?!
山姆? ! 喂? ! 山姆? ！
Aah!
啊！
Aah!
啊！
Where's the boy?!
那男孩在哪儿? ！
-Logan?! -Sam?!
-Logan? !-Sam? ！
Where...is he?!
他... 在哪儿? ！
Where's the boy?!
那男孩在哪儿? ！
Wait.
等等
You're not a killer.
你不是杀人犯
You're right.
你说得对
I'm not!
我没有！
This is over.
一切都结束了
You're right.
你说得对
Aah!
啊！
-What was that? -I'm going around the back.
-那是什么? -我从后面绕过去
Harold, wait.
哈罗德等等
Aah!
啊！
Is it over?
结束了吗？
It's over.
结束了
It's over.
结束了
This is for ruining my dinner.
这是为了你毁了我的晚餐
Aah!
啊！
The window's broken. Stay behind me.
窗户坏了 跟在我后面
Oh, my God!
天啊！
Who is that?
那是谁？
Sam? It's the babysitter.
山姆? 是保姆
Logan!
洛根！
We interrupt your program
我们中断你们的节目
for another Action 4 News special report.
接下来是 Action 4 News 的特别报道
Police have confirmed that the missing patient
警方已经确认失踪的病人
is Charlotte Gibbons.
就是夏洛特 · 吉本斯
Known locally as the Boggy Bay Tooth Fairy,
当地人称之为沼泽湾牙仙,
Gibbons was convicted on 12 counts of murder and 10...
gibbons 被判12项谋杀罪和10项..
Debra?!
黛布拉！
I can't find Logan anywhere!
我到处都找不到洛根！
I've done his room!
我搜过他的房间了！
Ohh, I see what you did there.
哦 我明白你的意思了
Burying the lead to throw me off --very clever.
掩盖线索来迷惑我-- 真聪明
But I'm still confused.
但我还是很困惑
Why come back?
为什么要回来？
You have your collection...
你有你的收藏..
...and I have mine.
我也有我的
You're not going to tell anyone my story, are you?
你不会把我的故事告诉别人吧？
Oh, of course not, my dear.
哦 当然不会 亲爱的
I'm sorry.
对不起
In real life, the bad guy wins.
在现实生活中 坏人赢了
Oh, bravo!
哦 太棒了！
Bravo, my dear.
太棒了 亲爱的
But you committed one fatal storytelling sin.
但是你犯了一个致命的说故事的罪过
You have underestimated your audience.
你低估了你的听众
The job is yours.
这份工作是你的了
There's no use running.
逃跑是没有用的
You're only making this harder on yourself.
你这样只会让自己更难过
Getting to know the place?
了解这个地方？
What is this?
这是什么？
I believe it's a library.
我相信这是一个图书馆
You know what I mean.
你知道我的意思
You know, I was once just like you,
我曾经也像你一样,
a traveler from the outer regions of experience
一个来自经验丰富的外围地区的旅行者
unbounded by the laws of nature, or so I thought.
不受自然法则的约束 至少我是这么认为的
Then I found my way to his house,
然后我找到了去他家的路,
this...assignment.
这个... 任务
And everything changed.
然后一切都变了
Throughout history, it has been the role of the storyteller
纵观历史 讲故事的人一直在
to remind us that each and every action creates a ripple,
提醒我们 每一个行动都会产生涟漪,
each and every story has repercussions.
每个故事都有其影响
And you would be surprised how many stories
你会惊讶地发现这个图
in this library... are yours.
书馆里有多少故事是你的
I told you --No-one escapes fate.
我告诉过你没人能逃脱命运
I don't care what you say, old man.
我不在乎你说什么 老家伙
I'm the master of my own fate.
我是自己命运的主人
I say how my story ends.
我说我的故事如何结束
Ends?!
结束? ！
Oh, my dear girl.
哦 我亲爱的女孩
Your story is just beginning!
你的故事才刚刚开始！
Aaaah!
啊！
Aaaaaah!
啊啊啊！
I'd better get going.
我得走了
So soon?
这么快？
I was just about to make dinner.
我正准备做晚饭